lunchbox-philosopher:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

everyone stop this is my new favorite joke ever

(via notpano)

mcfairy:

if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

(via notpano)

twentydeepsteps:

twentydeepsteps:

I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

twentydeepsteps:

twentydeepsteps:

I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

(via scoutxiii)

ringingallover:

meecheee123:

ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

(via jamiemacdonalds)

my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil:

jcsp1688:

paleasland:

image

OMG

…now that you think about it…

they are the Lenny and Carl of the HP universe 

(Source: imsirius)

(Source: shinycaterpie)

(Source: ufuckinblowjob)

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